What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
i had a girlfriend who Broke up with her husband because he was addicted to porn and didn't have sex...
First theorized in 1938, heat's wave-like flow through superfluids, known as "second sound", has pro...
Well start eating more, why don’t you, can’t you afford it, or do you have an eating disorder? If it...
Florida had been flawless in closing teams out over past 3 seasons before series opener
Investigative reporters sound the alarm on Trump-era upheaval and Lorne Michaels speaks from the hea...
because, they like to add “salt to injury” Or do maximum punishment Unless they are possessed by the...
Still haven’t pressed “purchase” on your summer vacation? There are more deals and award availabilit...
I am truly shocked by the many foolish responses to this question. MOST of them are clearly from for...
It's highly likely he was guilty. He's had 11 people accuse him of inappropriate behaviour when the...
I was married for 10 years, and I have been divorced for ten years. I am now 51 years old, and my X...
An emotional David Andrews announced his retirement on Monday, after 10 years in New England.